wzrdkelley:

*me on my death bed*

nurse: you want anything before you go?

me: yea… lemme… suck ya.. tit—

*dies*

(via themarsultor)

ammit420:

"tell us about your tattoos"

"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"

(via swaggarooni)